Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, October 25th and today is National Greasy Foods Day. Lunch today: Chicken Patty, Cheese Pizza, and Farmer Sub Good luck to the girls...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, October 21st and today is National Reptile Awareness Day! What is the coldest type of reptile? A blizzard. Lunch today: Chicken Nugg...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday October 20th and today is Unity Day. Today is a day for us to show unity for kindness, acceptance, and inclusion and to send a message t...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday October 19th and today is National Seafood Bisque Day. My wife said she would only go to a seafood restaurant tonight to celebrate, I told...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday October 18th and today is. National No Beard Day. I once was hesitant about having a beard, but it eventually grew on me. Lunch today: ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday October 14th, and today is National Dessert Day. Do you know what teddy bears say when they are offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed....

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday, October 13th. Today is National Train Your Brain Day. I have considered training my brain for something new, like I want to be a min...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday October 12th and today is National Dictionary Day. I once bought a dictionary and all the pages were blank. I have no words for how angry...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday October 8th, but this Saturday is National Chess Day. Mr. Uptmor wanted to become a famous chess player, but he has too much of a checkered...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, October 7th. Today is National Chocolate Covered Pretzel Day. Did you hear what the investigator said when he tripped over a pretzel? ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday October 6th and today is National Pasta Day! Do you know how many different types of noodles there are? Me either, but the pastabilitie...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday October 5th. Nothing great on this day, but this month is National Pizza Month. I know you know I have some cheesy pizza jokes. Here’s o...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday October 4th and today is National Taco Day! Last night, I made fish tacos...they looked at them and just swam away. Lunch today: Chicken...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday October 1st and today is National Cookie Day. Did you hear about the cookie that had to go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy. Lunch ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 30th and today is National Chewing Gum Day! Any idea what we call a train that carries gum? A chew chew train! Lunch today:...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 29th and today is National Coffee Day. What did the barista call her face mask? A coughy filter. Lunch today: Cheese Piz...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday September 27th and today is National Chocolate Milk Day. We all know milk comes from cows, but what about the cows that don’t give milk at ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday September 24th and while today is National Punctuation Day, tomorrow is National Cherries Jubilee Day. I was going to tell you all a joke ...