Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 23rd and today is National Great American Pot Pie Day! Here is a fun fact. In Jamaica, they sell chicken pot pie for $3.50 and...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 22nd and today is National Ice Cream Cone Day. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor at the bottom? A twi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, September 21st and today is National IT Professionals Day. IT works on computers. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? T...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is September 17th and while today is National House Cleaners Day, I’m looking forward to Sunday. It’s one of my favorite days of the year! It’s Talk...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, September 16. Today is National Play-Doh doay. The only gift I got for Christmas last year was Play-Doh. I don’t know what to make of ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 15th. Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? Because they had beef. Lunch today: Breadsticks, Chicken Stir Fry...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday September 14th and today is National Cream Filled Donut Day. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling. Lunch today: Frenc...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday September 13th, 2021 and today is Uncle Sam Day. Do you know what type of tea is Uncle Sam’s favorite? Liberty! Lunch today: Chicken Pa...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, September 10th and today is National TV Dinner Day. Last night while eating dinner and watching TV, I asked my wife is there ketchup? She...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 9th and today is National Teddy Bear Day. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Lunch today: Chicken Nuggets...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 8th and this week is National Truck Driver Appreciation Week. National Truck Driver Day should be on October 4th. That’s a bi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, September 7th and today is National Salami Day. My organs were shutting down from eating only pepperoni, ham, and salami, but the good new...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday September 3rd and today is US Bowling League Day. Hours after waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling. Lu...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 1st and today is National Chicken Month. What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick. Lunch today: Cheese Pi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 31st and today is National Matchmaker Day. What do you call a construction worker who is good at matchmaking? A stud finder. Lu...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday August 30th and today is National Toasted Marshmallow Day. I once gave a single marshmallow to a friend, but he wanted s’more. Lunch tod...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday August 27th and today is National Just Because Day. Today’s joke is just because I thought it was funny. Did you know that air at the gas ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday August 26th. Lunch today: Taco Salad, Pizza Burger, and PB&J Students--remember to charge your Chromebooks each night! Also please...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday August 25th and today is National Banana Split Day. Where do you go to learn to make banana splits? Sundae School. Lunch today: Brea...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday August 24th and today is National Waffle Day. My wife is terrible at making waffles, but she is getting batter. Lunch today: French T...