Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, January 24 and today is National Peanut Butter Day. What did Mr. Peanut say to Mrs. Peanut when he left the house? I’ll be back in a Jif!...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 21 and today is National Squirrel Appreciation Day. I really wanted to give you a dad joke today about squirrels, but everything I...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 20th and today is National Cheese Lover’s Day. Did you know that you can cut down a tree with cheese? You just have to make sure th...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday Jan. 19th and today is National Popcorn Day. I am not going to tell you all a dad joke today about popcorn because it is too corny. L...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, Jan. 18th and today is National Thesaurus Day. I have a copy of the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it’s awful. Lunch ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 14. Lunch today: Fish Sandwich, Hot Dog, and Farmer Sub If you are interested in ordering a yearbook, today is the last day ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 13th and today is National Rubber Ducky Day. Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “quack quack.” The other said “He...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday January 12th and today is National Pharmacist Day. Did you know that a pharmacist's favorite beverage is cough-ee.? Lunch today: Chee...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday Jan. 11th and today is National Milk Day. You know yesterday I saw a man kick a gallon of milk down the aisle at the grocery store. I tho...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, January 10 Lunch today: tacos or pretzel w/ cheese or farmer sub Students, we will NOT be going outside for lunch or recess today, an...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, January 7 and today is National Bobblehead Day. The Chicago Bears recently had a bobblehead night. The doll is so realistic that it dropp...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday Jan. 6th and today is National Technology Day. Did you hear that now there is a computer that will sing? It’s A Dell. Lunch today: ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday January 5th, 2022 and today is National Bird Day. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan pla...

JC Pohl, President and CEO of TEEN TRUTH, visited Farmington Central today. The producer and speaker who has reached over 10 million lives with his efforts to build school cultur...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, December 21. Today is National Humbug Day. What do grumpy sheep say at Christmas? Bah Humbug. Lunch today: Pizza or PB&J Congratu...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday December 20th and today is National Go Caroling Day. True fact, I always carry a rock with me to throw at people who sing carols before Tha...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday December 17th and today is Bingo’s Birthday Month. How do you get four old ladies to get really mad, really fast? Have a fifth yell Bingo!...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, Dec. 16 and today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day! Do you know what a lamb covered in chocolate is called? A chocolate baaa....

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday December 15th and today is National Cupcake Day. Do you know what the pig said when someone told him he was making cupcakes all wrong? ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, December 14th and today is National Monkey Day. Do you know why monkeys won’t play cards in the jungle? Because there are too many cheet...