Farmington Central Junior High

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday October 4th and today is National Taco Day! Last night, I made fish tacos...they looked at them and just swam away. Lunch today: Chicken...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday October 1st and today is National Cookie Day. Did you hear about the cookie that had to go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy. Lunch ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 30th and today is National Chewing Gum Day! Any idea what we call a train that carries gum? A chew chew train! Lunch today:...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 29th and today is National Coffee Day. What did the barista call her face mask? A coughy filter. Lunch today: Cheese Piz...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday September 27th and today is National Chocolate Milk Day. We all know milk comes from cows, but what about the cows that don’t give milk at ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday September 24th and while today is National Punctuation Day, tomorrow is National Cherries Jubilee Day. I was going to tell you all a joke ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 23rd and today is National Great American Pot Pie Day! Here is a fun fact. In Jamaica, they sell chicken pot pie for $3.50 and...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 22nd and today is National Ice Cream Cone Day. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor at the bottom? A twi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday, September 21st and today is National IT Professionals Day. IT works on computers. Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? T...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is September 17th and while today is National House Cleaners Day, I’m looking forward to Sunday. It’s one of my favorite days of the year! It’s Talk...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday, September 16. Today is National Play-Doh doay. The only gift I got for Christmas last year was Play-Doh. I don’t know what to make of ...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 15th. Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? Because they had beef. Lunch today: Breadsticks, Chicken Stir Fry...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Tuesday September 14th and today is National Cream Filled Donut Day. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling. Lunch today: Frenc...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday September 13th, 2021 and today is Uncle Sam Day. Do you know what type of tea is Uncle Sam’s favorite? Liberty! Lunch today: Chicken Pa...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday, September 10th and today is National TV Dinner Day. Last night while eating dinner and watching TV, I asked my wife is there ketchup? She...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Thursday September 9th and today is National Teddy Bear Day. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Lunch today: Chicken Nuggets...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 8th and this week is National Truck Driver Appreciation Week. National Truck Driver Day should be on October 4th. That’s a bi...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Monday, September 7th and today is National Salami Day. My organs were shutting down from eating only pepperoni, ham, and salami, but the good new...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Friday September 3rd and today is US Bowling League Day. Hours after waiting for the bowling alley to open, we finally got the ball rolling. Lu...

Good Morning Farmers! Today is Wednesday September 1st and today is National Chicken Month. What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick. Lunch today: Cheese Pi...